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Here are some funny Christmas carols. Just print out this page and get everyone into the Christmas caroling spirit! I knew it must be him Santa is a very slim. And his sideburns where much darker Than the whiskers on his chin. Then I saw his whiskers slip, When he curled his lip. Elvis dressed as Santa Claus last night. He had blue suede boots and bells, You should have seen it for yourselves.
It's that time of year again: Whether you love it or hate it, if you venture outside you're going to be inundated with Christmas music. For a season that can be stressful and emotionally draining for the adults in the house, the version of Christmas music that stores and restaurants choose to play seems insultingly upbeat and cheesy. Look, I love Paul McCartney's Wonderful Christmas Time as much as the next guy the first time I hear it usually sometime in mid-November , but by the third or fourth time it comes on in one day it makes me want to declare war on Christmas Clarence Carter — "Backdoor Santa". This is a very dirty Christmas song, but would you expect anything less from a man who made songs with titles like Strokin' and Let's Get a Quickie? I don't particularly want Megan Fox for Christmas so I was predisposed to dislike this number, but oh my, is it catchy, Christmasy, and chock full of sexual innuendo all at the same time. If you're looking to get people dancing at your Christmas party look no further.